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Tired Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wakunyuti, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.

    One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

    Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds every day."

    Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

    The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" she asks. The husband shrugs. "Why not? It worked for your ass, didn't it?"
     
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    Kipanga JF-Expert Member

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    ...Hujatulia dogo!!
     
  3. Bubu Msemaovyo

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    KUDADADEKI, This has made my day as well as good bright weekend.
     
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    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    Its my Pleasure
     
  5. Jaden

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    Mh!kwel kamchoka!
     
  6. Zogwale

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    Bubu Msemaovyo, uko wapi kaka/dada?? Sijasoma tena tundiko lako kwa muda mrefu sasa!!! Au umeingia kwa staili nyingine???
     
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    Kamjuge Member

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    Believe me? you have a wrong name Mr.
     
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    Nice one!
     
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