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Ticha wa Physics.....akimtokea dent wake.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nokla, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. Nokla

    Nokla JF-Expert Member

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    Listen baby wheneva i see u ma heart accelarate 2 da maximum velocity 'n' initially incriz ma blood flow with pressure. In ma heart u'll remain costant provided dat true love can neither be created nor distroyed but can be transfered 4rm 1 girl to another, if u will let me down i will loose all ma weight and energy and i dont like 2 use power 2 force u but i will die 4 pressure................teh teh teh.......
     
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    Saju b JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hiyo kiboko mkuu, ndo shida ya kukariri sana hiyo ha ha ha!
     
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    markdendesi Member

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    imetulia ndugu hususani wale tuliopiga hayo mambo
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    ....my heart is toataly immersed in you.
    When you are with me please feel free like hydrogen molecules?
     
  5. Candidus flavian

    Candidus flavian Member

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    Umetisha sana
     
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    cZg Member

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    Mhhh! Sawa kabisa
     
  7. Nokla

    Nokla JF-Expert Member

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    naona umemsaidia kutupia voko nyingine yeh teh teh
     
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    Mto Senior Member

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    ...........whenever I see you my balls swing like pendulum bobs.
     
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    OBOTE Member

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    what kinds of balls are you refering?
     
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    Tetra JF-Expert Member

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    Da! Nimecheka mpaka Density =100%funny
     
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    safiiiiii...... sanaaaaaa......!!!!!
    long time sana hayo mambo wakuu
     
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    naumbu JF-Expert Member

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    Naona physics ulipita usiku density=100%??you must be kidding
     
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    yaasary Member

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    let's hold together like "covalent bond" and then undergo "simple harmonic motion"
     
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    To and fro motion!
     
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