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Three virgin daughter LMAO

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mohammed Shossi, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period.Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.The first girl sent a card from Nakuru two days after the wedding.The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.The second girl sent the card from Mombasa a week after the wedding,and the card read: "Benson & Hedges".Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:"Extra Long. King Size.She was again slightlyembarrassed but still happy for her daughter.The third girl left for her honeymoon to Kisumu Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it withshaky handwriting were the words "Kenya Airways."Mom took out her latest Standard Newspaper Digger Classified pages, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for KQ. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."Mom fainted...
     
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    ahsante boss i salute for that
     
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    Lmfao..
     
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    You are welcome, ungenigongea senk yu basi lol
     
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    rotfl
     
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    duh!
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Chagua mji:spider:
     
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    What do you mean?
     
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    :shock:
     
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    Tanga Raha
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    upo wapi weye?yaani hadi machozi!
     
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