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Three Scientist

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Once in a conference, three scientist. A Chinese, a German and a Kenyan, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

    Says the Chinese, "In Guizhou (Kweichow), there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional Martial Art and a gold medallist at that."

    The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!"

    The Kenyan interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Nairobi, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he is now the president."
     
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    Hahahahahaha
     
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    Hii inafaa kwa bongo zaidi...lol!
     
  4. King'asti

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    i dont doubt that the tz baby was born without a head and a heart, bt im just curious about the corrections/replacements that were done!
     
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    Kweli kabisa mentor,tena huyu wetu kazaliwa kule kule kwenye nazi nyingi!
     
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    Hahaha...usiongee sana...they r watching!
     
  8. Observer2010

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    Very fun and educative, haha haha hahaaaa....
     
  9. mchemsho

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    A ha ha haaaa..! Huyo mkenya ame desa tz, very funny guys, i lyk it.!
     
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    jamani napita tu ntarudi baadae, maana wakija mungiki hapa na hayo maneno yenu, patakua hapatosh. Pata chimbika hapa...mie thimo.
     
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    Mkuu hiyo nimeipenda, lakini hebu dokeza ni karne gani hiyo ili tuunganishe. imekaa njema
     
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