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Three Pastors

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mambo Jambo, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. Mambo Jambo

    Mambo Jambo JF-Expert Member

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    Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.

    Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.He said 'Guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses'.

    They all agreed to this. This pastor said 'Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired!'

    Another pastor said 'Brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!'

    The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said 'My brothers, my problem is gossip! I can't sit anymore. I have to share this! I will be back!'
     
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    Buswelu JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu kawamaliza sasa.....matumbo sijui kama hayajachafuka mpaka sasa.
     
  3. Mambo Jambo

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    Sidhani kama walimruhusu aondoke kwa kuwa maazimio yao ilikuwa kujisafisha na kurudi wakiwa safi.
     
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