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Three (3) types of women according to men's perspective

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kibirizi, Sep 11, 2011.

  1. Kibirizi

    Kibirizi JF-Expert Member

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    There are three (3) types of women according to men's perspective.

    1. HOUSEWIVES



    Advantages
    * She stays home and takes care of kids and household chores.
    * She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
    * Will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, Steers, etc)

    Disadvantages
    * You will never know what she does when you are at work.
    * She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
    * She bitches when you watch TV too long.
    * You can't play your music loud.



    2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
    Advantages
    * She does not need your money
    * She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to your friends that u have a connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
    *You can even date other women with her car!!!
    * She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.


    Disadvantages
    *
    She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't
    just feel like it and u dont have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
    *You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
    * She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
    * She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
    * She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc. (the list
    goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
    * You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / your mother in English and French....

    3. GOLD DIGGERS (Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)

    Advantages
    *
    VERY VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!!wow!).
    Disadvantages
    * She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
    * She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
    *When ever there?s a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (..but its quite the opposite ( confusion at its best!!! )
    * She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Sani, Ijumaa, Kasheshe ....
    * She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many men want them!!??!! DAMN!!!


    IS IT TRUE ABOUT WOMEN?ac
     
  2. Nailyne

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    wewe wa kwako ni group lipi kati hayo?
     
  3. chapaa

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    Kwani Nailyne we uko grp lipi?
     
  4. Nailyne

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    am gold-digger...nikikukamata utajuta kunifahamu!
     
  5. chapaa

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    Mbona tunatishana namna hiyo au ndo type zile za so serious but polite
     
  6. Shine

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    Usha expirience wote hao ndo maana unajua faida na hasara tushauri yupi wanafaa kuoa
     
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    Nailyne vibabu ndo huwa saiz yenu kwani wengi tumewaona jinsi mnavyo vizuzua
     
  8. chapaa

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    Minadhani hapo hakuhitaji ushauri mkuu tafakari mwenyewe na uchukue hatua
     
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    U r wrong!!!! huyo professional unayemuita BAD IN BED, kumbuka alikuwa college girl ambaye ni GOOD IN BED(Holy Benjamin..lol!).

    kwahiyo ujuzi unaisha baada ya kuwa na professional? kwa ninavyojua mimi ni kwamba maujuzi yanaongezeka kwa jinsi age inavyokimbilia ukiongoni
     
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    GOLD DIGGERS wapo poa sana, hasa university students, ukipata ka 1st year or 2nd year ndio mwake, coz wengi wao ni washamba na hufanya mambo haya kwa kuiga, hata afya yao si risk sana kama ya prostitutes! Bt wakijanjaruka wana gharama sana!
     
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    Napenda ma'gold digger!
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  12. ENZO

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    yah! mi 2 bra! ....... oh dear god hav mercy wow!!
     
  13. Nailyne

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    nakutisha tena wewe si umetaka kujua?
     
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    vikongwe wa nini mimi wapo vijana wanaojiamini na mifuko yao, hao mi ndio nadeal nao sambasamba lakini wale wenye wanachungulia saliooo no...no...
     
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    atm inasoma lakini ama??
     
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    utakuja kutana na kisiki cha mpingo ndo uumbuke
     
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    Wengíi mliochangia pat ya wapenda uzinzi ndo mana mmekimbilia madentz
     
  18. King'asti

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    lol! kuwa na atm card sio tatizo, muamala unahusika eeh? baelezee,ushanoa kisu ama nikuazime tupa (kinoleo)
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  19. Jewel

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    Party Wife This are women who
    • Are very mobile and very sociable
    • They are always attending one function after the other (every wedding, bridal and shower, kitchen top up, office functions etc)
    • Are barely at home on weekends to have time with their husbands and family
    • Can spend family food money on gifts

    Dictionary Wife This are women who
    • Don’t take suggestions: the way she thinks is the way it is
    • They way she knows is the way it is be maintained – no changes
    • Very orderly and became very angry when things are misplaced in their home set-up

    Pampered Wife This are women who
    • Very spoiled by their parents (normally from rich parents or their the only girl in the family of many boys)
    • They are lazy mainly to do household work
    • Love spending money shopping trivial girlish things
    • Sees their husband like a houseboy

    Office Wife This are women who
    • Career minded that their family does not matter
    • Are always using carrier as an excuse of not being at home for their family
    • They don’t respect their husbands and makes educated women look bad
    • Think a husband is not important because they can support themselves


    Patient Wife This are women who
    • Always look like they are sick and down trodden
    • Love to complain on everything (husband, children, relatives even weather)
    • Are always afraid and live in anxiety


    Headmistress Wife This are women who
    • Make themselves in-charge of the family even when the husband is a sole provider of the home
    • Treat everyone as a child including their husband and visitors
    • Are very questionable and will punish their husbands for any trivial things



    Boxing Wife This are women who
    • Are very offensive and sometimes can be violent
    • They like shouting and they are nagging
    • Believe in fire for fire


    Dust bin Wife This are women who
    • They are very dirt and unkempt
    • Very unorganized and confused
    • Very lazy at everything expect gossiping
    • Leaves everything to their servants or their children


    Security Wife This are women who
    • Very protective of their husband
    • Very jealous, every woman seen as a threat
    • Sees husbands friends as bad company
    • Don’t let anyone discipline their child even a teacher
    • Husband family and friends and workmate are scared of her


    Good Wife This are women who
    • Virtuous wife (Proverbs 31)
    • Caring, loving and very smart
    • Very helpful, they can even handle husband’s business in his absence
    • Provide spiritual guidance to the children
    • Very understanding and full of self-esteem
    • And you will only find this kind of a woman in your DREAMS

    THERE ARE TEN TYPES NOT THREEE
     
  20. TECHMAN

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    MY wife is professional but she is in the first category
     
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