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This tells me that I must be drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by locust60, Apr 21, 2010.

  1. locust60

    locust60 Senior Member

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    A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."
     
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    Kilian Senior Member

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    Mhhh....Hii kali kabisa. Kwani ukiwa haujapata charge anaonekana Je?????....
     
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    Noname JF-Expert Member

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    I started believing men really hates their wives :brick:
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    But why they hate their wives?
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Ni bora kama ulikuwa hujaanza kunywa!!!
     
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    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    good question!!!
     
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    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    No alcohol..No love!..This is robbotic family!
    Pole yao!
     
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    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    jamani jamani jamani eeeh!
     
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    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Alcohol helps ugly people to have sex since 1480
     
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