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This is what STRESS realy means.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Boniphace17, Sep 15, 2012.

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    Boniphace17 Member

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    Do you know WHAT IS
    STRESS?
    Ok let me tell you what is
    Stress-
    You give a lift to a
    beautiful girl,
    she faints inside your car
    and
    you take her to the
    hospital. Now
    that's stressful.
    But at the hospital,the
    doctor
    says she is pregnant &
    congratulates you that you
    are
    going to be a father. You
    say
    that you are not the father,
    but
    the girl says you are.This is
    getting very stressful.
    You request a DNA test to
    prove
    that you are not the father,
    but
    the girl says you are.This is
    getting extremely stressful.
    After the tests, the doctor
    says
    that you can't be the father
    because you are
    infertile.You are
    extremely stressed but
    relieved.
    On your way back home,
    you
    remember that you left 3
    kids at
    home. Who the Hell is their
    father? NOW THAT'S STRESS
     
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    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    is DNA test of imfertility?

     
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    Boniphace17 Member

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    Jiongeze we pimbi sio kila ki2 una raise hata some minor isues..
    Hujui kama una xpose how narrow ur mind is..
    Boya bwana!
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! Hapo ni kurudi home na kutafuta kamba ya kujinyongea
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu mbona jazba tena??
     
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    Luminous black Member

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    hapo umegusa ndipo ndo wengine wanatetemeka, aliye umwa na nyoka akiona unyasi hugutuka.
    THAT IS STRESSFULL WHATEVER THEY SAY.
     
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    LINCOLINMTZA JF-Expert Member

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    stress mkubwa
     
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    MAUBIG JF-Expert Member

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    ebana nimeikubali hii
     
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    Kiny JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mimi
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    dah kweli stress
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    Near by Ileje Mbeya
     
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    Boniphace17 Member

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    I wonder what da hell dis is...take it easy dude!
     
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    masatujr1985 JF-Expert Member

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    The fact that you used the wrong test of fertility makes the joke fantastic. If I were me, I could tell the Dr. to use the right test.
     
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    Makuku Rey JF-Expert Member

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    Hang Ma' self on a tomato tree!
     
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    ozokii New Member

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    Heheheee u kiling me
     
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    BASANORARE Senior Member

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    duh kayumba inasaidia lkn kujinyonga lazima aisee
     
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    Boniphace17 Member

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    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.....!
     
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    lumanyisa JF-Expert Member

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    kwa hasira za stress unaenda home nakumpiga risasi tatu mkeo na wanao mbili kila mmoja but after 30minutes daktar anakupigia simu nakukuomba radhi kwani alichanganya vipimo.....hapo sio stress tena
     
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    cjaelewa hata kidogo ishu lugha baba
     
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    Hw z fertility test connected to DNA test?i cant find any correspondance!
     
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