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This is What Economics is All About: Please, Read!

Discussion in 'Biashara, Uchumi na Ujasiriamali' started by Buchanan, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    YORUBA ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    U kill them both
    And throw an owambe party!


    IBO ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    U make very good counterfeits of them
    And sell for the price of the real cows!


    HAUSA ECONOMICS
    You have two cows
    You rear them till they are four
    Make sure ur kids rear cows too
    And just maintain!


    TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
    You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
    You retire on the income.
     
  2. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    INDIAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.


    PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
    You don't have any cows.
    You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
    You ask the US for financial aid,
    China for military aid,
    British for Warplanes,
    Italy for machines,
    Germany for technology,
    French for submarines,
    Switzerland for loans,
    Russia for drugs,
    Japan f or equipment.
    You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation
    by the world.


    AMERICAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
    of four cows.
    You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
    You put the blame on some nation with cows &
    naturally
    that nation will be a danger to mankind.
    You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    So u mean this is like Zaramo Economics
     
  4. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    FRENCH ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike because you want three cows.


    GERMAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
    eat once a month and milk themselves.

    BRITISH ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    They are both mad cows.


    ITALIAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You don't know where they are.
    You break for lunch.


    SWISS ECONOMICS
    You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
    You charge others for storing them.

     
  5. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    Really?
     
  6. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    JAPANESE ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the
    size of an ordinary cow and
    produce twenty times the milk.
    You then create cute cartoon cow images called
    Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

    RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You count them and learn you have five cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
    You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

    CHINESE ECONOMICS
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
    and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

    NIGERIAN ECONOMICS:
    You have two cows
    You eat one and claim it was stolen
    Call in the Police to investigate
    Police arrests everyone living within 100km
    Torture them thoroughly until someone admitted
    kidnapping the cow
    The police instead collected one cow each from
    everybody arrested
    You have your cow back and the Police now owns a
    cattle farm.
     
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    Lunanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Tanzania Economics? I think it will go on the line of you have a bunch of cows bought at a higher price, keep them for a while, then sell them to government officials at a lower price.
     
  8. Tumain

    Tumain JF-Expert Member

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    Nimewahi kuisoma mahali joke?
     
  9. Kang

    Kang JF-Expert Member

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    Buy the Cows through dubious contract involving multiple middle men with offshore bank accounts.
     
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    Mende dume Member

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    the forum is for fun, not academic jamani. hiyo ya mara umekopi toa reference. kwani ni term paper? kama ulishaisoma ruka fuata link ambayo hukusoma.

    maisha ni magumu tayari, dont complicate them further.

    kuabudu mbona tunatumia text zilezile miaka nenda rudi.
     
  11. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Tanzania economics
    u have 100 cows
    european come and say
    you have ten cows...
    You hire them for counting the cows
    then you pay them five cows.
    You end up having five cows.
     
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    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    am waitin 4 pare an chaga econmcs.
     
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    AshaFaraji Member

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    Tata tupu.
     
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