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This is just wrong

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzee Mwanakijiji, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand
    was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
    conversation with the old man.* Eventually the topic got around to Obama and
    his bid to be our President.**The old rancher said, "Well, ya
    know, Obama is a "post turtle."

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.

    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come
    across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle".

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
    explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
    there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder
    what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first in place.
     
  2. Steve Dii

    Steve Dii JF-Expert Member

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    ...duuh, hii noma, sasa nikinanani hao wamempandikiza 'jaluo', ili ashindwe akiwa hana pa kwenda tena sijui au ashinde kwenye post akiwa mfu?!!!!!
     
  3. LazyDog

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    Could be those fox - the Americans?



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  4. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    If the americans are everywhere then he has to be there not amongst them but on top of them all ... may God grant him this
     
  5. Titus

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    in the name of Jesus....Amen
     
  6. Mzozo wa Mizozo

    Mzozo wa Mizozo JF-Expert Member

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    So here in Tanzania how many 'Post Turtles' do we have? and who put them there?
     
  7. Nyambala

    Nyambala JF-Expert Member

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    Are you refering to JK's and alike????????????? lol
     
  8. Sanda Matuta

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    Kweli....!? Is this a joke.................??????????


    Practically..............
     
  9. Sanda Matuta

    Sanda Matuta JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna movie fulani ya siku nyingi kidogo ya EDDIE GRIFFINS (sijui kama jina liko sawa) inaitwa AMERICAN PRESIDENT kama sikosei...........!!!!!!???

    Unataka kuniambia yanaweza kuwasa na haya.............?
     
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