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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by sunshine1, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. sunshine1

    sunshine1 JF-Expert Member

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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]TYPES OF HUSBAND
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]THEIR CHARACTER TRAITS

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    [TD="width: 28, bgcolor: transparent"]1
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Bachelor Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Love to do things on their own without consulting their wives
    • Love to hang a lot with their friends rather than their wife.
    • Not very serious with married life
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Acidic Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Are always boiling like acid
    • Are always angry
    • Are violent
    • Moody and dominating
    • They are very dangerous
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Slave Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Feel and want to be treated like kings
    • Treat the wife like their slave
    • Love their wives to be performing old tradition respect gesture to them
    • Don’t like to be called by their first name
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]General Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Are husband for every woman
    • They love and care for other women a lot than their own
    • Even though not in relationship they like giving money to different women but not to their wife
    • They have more female friends
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Dry Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Are very moody
    • Are very stingy
    • They don’t consider the wife’s emotions
    • They don’t like putting energy in the relationship to make it enjoyable
    • They don’t have any sense of humour


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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Panado Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Uses their wives as a problem solver
    • Love their wife when they need something from her and after that she is useless to them
    • Are very clever and knows their wive weakness and capitalize on them to get relief from their wife
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Parasite Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Are lazy and don’t love to work so they stuck to their wives because of wife’s money
    • Are very loving but uses wife money and resources to cheat her with their girlfriends
    • Are not initiative and they don’t even try to help their with house responsibilities
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Baby Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • They are very irresponsible and childish
    • Cannot make decision on their own without asking their mothers or relatives
    • When something is wrong they rush back to their parents instead of discussing it with their wives
    • Wants their wives to care for them as the way their mothers did
    • Who always compare their wives with their mothers
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Visiting Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Are not always at home but usually at work
    • They come home like they are visiting or like their home is lodge
    • Try hide to provide the material needs of their wife and family but they have no time for them
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Good Husband
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are men who

    • Are caring and Loving
    • Provide material and emotional needs of their family
    • They always make time for their family
    • They guide their home spiritually
    • They are very responsible and treat their wife as a partner and a helper
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]TYPES OF WIFE
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Party Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Are very mobile and very sociable
    • They are always attending one function after the other (every wedding, bridal and shower, kitchen top up, office functions etc)
    • Are barely at home on weekends to have time with their husbands and family
    • Can spend family food money on gifts
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Dictionary Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Don’t take suggestions: the way she thinks is the way it is
    • The way she knows is the way it is be maintained – no changes
    • Very orderly and become very angry when things are misplaced in their home set-up
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Pampered Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Very spoiled by their parents (normally from rich parents or the only girl in the family of many boys)
    • They are lazy mainly to do household work
    • Love spending money shopping trivial girlish things
    • Sees their husband like a houseboy
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Office Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Career minded that their family does not matter
    • Are always using carrier as an excuse of not being at home for their family
    • They don’t respect their husbands and makes educated women look bad
    • Think a husband is not important because they can support themselves
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Patient Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Always look like they are sick and down trodden
    • Love to complain on everything (husband, children, relatives even weather)
    • Are always afraid and live in anxiety
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Headmistress Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Make themselves in-charge of the family even when the husband is a sole provider of the home
    • Treat everyone as a child including their husband and visitors
    • Are very questionable and will punish their husbands for any trivial things


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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Boxing Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Are very offensive and sometimes can be violent
    • They like shouting and they are nagging
    • Believe in fire for fire
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Dust bin Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • They are very dirty and unkept
    • Very disorganized and confused
    • Very lazy at everything expect gossiping
    • Leaves everything to their servants or their children
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Security Wife
    [/TD]
    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Very protective of their husband
    • Very jealous, every woman seen as a threat
    • Sees husbands friends as bad company
    • Don’t let anyone discipline their children even a teacher
    • Husband family and friends and workmates are scared of her
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    [TD="width: 104, bgcolor: transparent"]Good Wife
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    [TD="width: 558, bgcolor: transparent"]These are women who

    • Virtuous wife (Proverbs 31)
    • Caring, loving and very smart
    • Very helpful, they can even handle husband’s business in his absence
    • Provide spiritual guidance to the children
    • Very understanding and full of self-esteem
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  2. G

    GreatMkubwa Member

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    im husband no 10
     
  3. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    my baby is no 10.....am no 10.....
     
  4. sunshine1

    sunshine1 JF-Expert Member

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    Then you are lucky especially having a husband no 10!

     
  5. sunshine1

    sunshine1 JF-Expert Member

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    That's nice! But only your wife can prove that!


     
  6. JOYCE PAUL

    JOYCE PAUL JF-Expert Member

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    mimi hapa ni namba kumi kwa maneno ,kwa tarakimi ni 10
     
  7. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa nini mume anayependa ufalme anaitwa "Slave Husband" ?
     
  8. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Good point...Maybe they just didn't want to call them "King Husband" wasije wakaona sifa. But bora waitwe slavery ones because they treat their partners like slaves...
     
  9. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo a capitalist enterpreneur anayewa treat wafanya kazi wake kama slaves naye anaitwa "slave enterpreneur" ?
     
  10. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    I believe I said slavery, not slave. I am not sure but it appears as if this is the correct word to designate a person who supports or act in a way that promotes slavery (I simply google translated the french word "escalvagiste")
     
  11. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    I am referring to the original nomenclature "Slave Husband" and not "Slavery Husband", in the interest of consistency.
     
  12. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Because we might not get the author's argument I was only giving my opinion on the word that should have been used, and my hypothesis on why it wasn't.
     
  13. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    In any case, the nomenclature is inconsistent.
     
  14. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Mke wangu ni Headmistress wife (No.6)
    Mimi ni no.10
     
  15. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Agreed, that's why I said you had a point there.
     
  16. The Boss

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    hiyo no 4 hiyo..
     
  17. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    All of sudden everyone wants or has number 10, wish and reality are different thing!


    Vipi imekukwaza nini?
     
  18. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    I want to be number 10 but I am seing falling in 9:eek2:
     
  19. SnowBall

    SnowBall JF-Expert Member

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    Nadhani kuna overlapping hapa..
    Think about acidic and dry husbands..
    Aint they the same?
    Wote kama vile uso wa mbuzi!
     
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