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This is Good one, Halloween Party

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bowbow, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. Bowbow

    Bowbow JF-Expert Member

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    ............I promise you, this is not funny....

    A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloweenparty. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

    He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she arguedand said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to bespoiled by not going.

    So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went.

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,awakened without pain, and, as it was
    still early,decided to go to the party.

    Because her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasnot with him. She put on a
    Goldilocks costume (mask).

    So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with every beautifu woman, he cuddled and occasionally giving a little kisshere and there.

    The wife went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, the husband left his
    new partner and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
    naturally, since he was her husband.

    After some more drinking he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off theywent to one of the cars and had quick sex in the backseat.She slipped away before
    unmasking herself or her husband and went home and removed her costume (mask) away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

    She was sitting up in bed when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

    "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there. "

    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

    He replied, "I tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown andsome other guys, so we went into the spare room and played darts all evening."

    "You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing darts all night!" She said just seing how far he will go on with the lies.

    To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad who seemed to have had good time on the dance floor. Am told that he was seen by Frank taking a prostitute in a Goldilocks outfit out for a few minutes. Don't ask me what they did; you know your dad still wants to behave like a teenage."

    ...................Trust Your Partner.
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    o m g !!!!!!!!
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    Dah! dah! fundisho kalipata ..kuku kala yai lake
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    Ndo tujifunze. Kama alisema haendi kilichompeleka huko ni nini? Atathubutu kumuuliza baba yake kama alifanya hivyo usiku huo?
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    No, it's not a good one!It has satanic origins.Read more at Ancient Origins - Real Story of Halloween - Halloween - History.com

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    Dina JF-Expert Member

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    mama yangu weee......kwa kweli,..na aseme sasa au akae kimya milele........
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    Sshhiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!usitheme kwa nguvu wakusikie
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    MANYENDI JR New Member

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    anastahili yaliyomkuta kabisa huyu