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This applicaction letter is amazing...have fun

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tete'a'tete, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. tete'a'tete

    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]Hi all! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Please read this an interesting application for employment!!![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Dear Sir[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and all[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    burial proceedings and made sure that he was truly dead before applying. [/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]I can remember you saying on the funeral that it will be very difficult to replace, meaning there is no one at the moment.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Well it's your lucky day sir; you already have found the best man for the job so look no more.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]It is sad but strategic though, that he has left us, at least now I stand to benefit as he has left a vacancy for me.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot] For that I shall forever be grateful for his timely death. He too always spoke of early retirement and I guess this serves him well too. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]A deal that benefits all should be the substance of a fine businessman. Ironic, yes but death is truly very fair. Just imagine, the company no longer has to pay his[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    retirement funds. The company will not have to worry about paying me a relocation allowance because he was my neighbor and it will be easy for me to
    simply jump over the Dura wall into that beautiful big company house. I also took it into my hands to quickly buy a drivers' licence as I am sure the Toyota 4x4 will also be handed over to me.
    And sir,don't even try to cheat me on this one because I even know the mileage reading on that beautiful machine. This just goes on to prove that I am a determined self starter who is attentive to detail. Amiable qualities that speak for themselves.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]I am sure that after reading this, there won't be any need for a CV, just verification if I am up for the challenge. For that sir, I will be[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    sending my pictures taken whilst attending the funeral and burial so that you can see how tough I was and can be when employed. As for my referees,
    well the same dead manager was my referee so we can safely skip that part.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]I only hope there will be no corruption as we are all still mourning. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Thanks for advertising at the funeral because I could not have known[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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    [FONT=&quot]Yours ever smiling even in tough times.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Fantastic [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Imenifanya nicheke hapa. Japo inarudishwa rudishwa hapa. Bado inachekesha kila niisomapo.
     
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    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    imepelekea ugumu wa ajira ndio maana jamaa ameamua kutumia hiyo technique...he so clever lakini
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa ni creative anastahili kili award
     
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    johnpaul thadei Member

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    hahahha jamaa yupo straight mpka raaaaaaaha
     
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