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Think of plan b

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dfour, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Dfour

    Dfour Member

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    This is a good reminder….

    A pretty woman was serving life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her
    situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another
    year in prison.

    Over the years she had become good friends with one of the
    prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those
    prisoners who died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls.

    When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was
    heard by everyone. The caretaker then got the body and put it in a
    casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death
    certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he
    put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury
    it.

    Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and
    shared it with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the woman
    would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins
    were kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead body
    while the caretaker was filling out the death certificate..
    When the care-taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take
    the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with
    the dead body. He would then bury the coffin. The woman knew
    there would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening
    when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of
    darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free.

    The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but
    since he and the woman had become good friends over the years, he
    agreed to do it.


    The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison
    died. She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring.

    She got up and slowly walked down the hallway. She was
    nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened the
    door to the darkened room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in
    the dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully
    climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the
    caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.

    Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails.
    Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with
    the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer
    to freedom.

    The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to
    the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the
    ground. She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the
    grave with a thud.

    Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin,

    and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would be free at last.

    After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh.

    She was free! She was free! Feeling curious, she decided to light a
    match to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her.

    To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next to the dead caretaker...

    Many people believe they have life all figured out...... but sometimes it just doesn't turn
    out the way they planned it.

    Think of a 'Plan B'!

    "I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know WHO holds tomorrow."

    The Happiest People Don't Have the Best of Everything,
    They Just Make The Best Of What They Have...

     
  2. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Du sipati picha nn kitafuta humo kaburini!
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    Duu, imekula kwake mazee!!!!!
     
  4. the grate

    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    Thnx nimeipenda hii
     
  5. harakat

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    hii kitu ni noma mnooo.
     
  6. ARV

    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Classic!hii kitu imetengenezwa vizuri sana.bigup.
     
  7. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    I felt like screaming, at least she was free with the caretaker in the grave...
     
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    KIBONGOMKUTI JF-Expert Member

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    Mazee hii ki2 imeenda sconga
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mmmh!! Hii kali kuliko...
     
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    dadaawaukweli Member

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    Duh! No comment!
     
  11. Jaguar

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    Let me say R.I.P to her!
     
  12. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    omg! u shld watch the movie 'burried'. im thinking of plan c and d too!
     
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    Laptani Member

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    This is a great lesson we should have plan A & B
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa... This is dangerous plan.
     
  15. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    Always put GOD before anything and you will be Blessed.
     
  16. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    nice n' touchy, Thanx!
     
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    BatteryLow JF-Expert Member

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    iyo umeitengenezaga wapi, we mukaare!!!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeupenda ujumbe wa kichekesho chako mdau..... Ila hilo casket lilikuwa kubwa kiasi gani mkuu? Lilikuwa na oksijeni ndani? Mana mtu akishushiwa ile tani 6 ndo basi.
     
  19. ropam

    ropam Senior Member

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    Lazima alim-such caretaker...kutafuta pistol ili akubali yaishe (ajiue)!
     
  20. Mkale

    Mkale JF-Expert Member

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    2c wategemee sna binadam wenze2, ni Mungu pkee ndio ana eweza. Safi sna mze!
     
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