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think before you speak

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by hashycool, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
    WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Alright, I would."
    WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?"
    HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you."
    WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"
    WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."
    WIFE: "And she'd use my car?"
    HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive."
    WIFE: (silence)
    HUSBAND: "Oh F***!"
     
  2. DJ BABU

    DJ BABU JF-Expert Member

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    mchizi kajipiga dole mwenyewe
     
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    What tha... i'll always think b4 i speak.Thanx
     
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    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    kakamatwaaaa....
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaaaa,imetulia hiyo maana kajileta mwenyewe
     
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