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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nelson Charles, Nov 28, 2008.

  1. Nelson Charles

    Nelson Charles Member

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    Pretty girl went to church, to make a confession to a
    pastor.



    The pastor asked her
    what the matter is.

    She then said my
    boyfriend did something bad to me.

    The pastor now
    kissed her and said did he do this to u?
    She said no.
    The pastor hugged her
    and said did he do this to u?
    She said no.

    The pastor now pulled
    off her cloth and said did he do
    this to u?
    She said no.

    The pastor now made
    love to her and said did he do this
    to u?



    She said no.

    Then the pastor said
    "what is the thing he did that is
    making u to be
    crying"?

    Then the girl said
    "he gave me aids."

    the pastor, then
    fainted....

    Send this to everyone
    on ur list...

    If u get this back that
    let's you know that somebody

    cares about u and wants
    you to stay protected..
     
  2. Limbani

    Limbani JF-Expert Member

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    sawa mzee...
     
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    Ladslaus Modest JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi mtaendelea kuwakejeli wachungaji hadi lini?
     
  4. Ben Saanane

    Ben Saanane Verified User

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    Nashindwa! Na hata wachungaji wenyewe sijui wataingilia siasa hadi lini
     
  5. TreasureFred

    TreasureFred Member

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    sio sehemu yake hii
     
  6. M

    Mangereza Member

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    mhhh ya kweli hayo kweli?
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    waache wataniwe!!! wana mengi yaliyojificha!!
     
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    Ya Kaizari mpeni Kaizari........
     
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    They will both go to hell and they deserve it.
     
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    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Waachani wachungaji jamani dah!
     
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    Pretty girl went to church, to make a confession to a
    pastor.



    The pastor asked her
    what the matter is.

    She then said my
    boyfriend did something bad to me.

    The pastor now
    kissed her and said did he do this to u?
    She said no.
    The pastor hugged her
    and said did he do this to u?
    She said no.

    The pastor now pulled
    off her cloth and said did he do
    this to u?
    She said no.

    The pastor now made
    love to her and said did he do this
    to u?



    She said no.

    Then the pastor said
    "what is the thing he did that is
    making u to be
    crying"?

    Then the girl said
    "he gave me aids."

    the pastor, then
    fainted....

    Send this to everyone
    on ur list...

    If u get this back that
    let's you know that somebody

    cares about u and wants
    you to stay protected..​


     
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