Things you shouldnt say during SEX.

[Bavaria]

1: Is it in?
2: Damn! Is dat all U can do?
3: Oh momma, momma!
4: Oh dadda, dadda!
5: U luk better in de dark
6: I tot dat goes in de other hole
7: Can U finish now? I av a
meeting
8: Is dat smell comin 4rm U.
9: Haven't U ever done dat b4?
10: Dnt touch dat?
11: God, dat is small.....
12: Stop moaning, U sound so
stupid.
13: Shut Up, b*tch.!!! (worse if de
girl says it)
14: What, oh yeah, i luv U2, now
let me concentrate.
15: Its OK honey, I can jxt imagine
dat it's bigger.
16: Oh! Susan......... i mean
Donna...... Shit.
17: Ur breast milk is like my
mom's...
18: Suck my d*ck b*tch.
19: Ofcos U cnt b on top, U're 2
fat, U'll kill me.
20: Jxt use Ur finger, its bigger.
21: Get off me, i will do it myself
22: De only reason I'm doin dis is
cos am drunk.
23: Damn girl! My tits r bigger dan
Ur's.

 

[dudupori]

Hahaaa... Hiyo no 2 ukutane na zile zilizokubuhu..

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Na hii nayo si ya kule kwa wakubwa?

 

[CUTE]

hahaaaaaaa namba 15 made ma day

 

[Filipo]

Hiyo sixteen ni noma! Hasa pale ntakapomwita sweetlady, wakati nipo na marejesho. (just kidding). Ni balaa buluu!

 

[Judgement]

Na hii nayo si ya kule kwa wakubwa?

Punguza ukuda! Hii hapahapa iko barida tu!
Khaa!
Kiherehere ka'mgambo wa mnada !

 

[Bavaria]

Na hii nayo si ya kule kwa wakubwa?

so what?

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Punguza ukuda! Hii hapahapa iko barida tu!
Khaa!
Kiherehere ka'mgambo wa mnada !

Mgambo wa mnada ndio wanakuwaje?
Hahahahaaaa...