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Things you shouldnt say during SEX.

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bavaria, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    1: Is it in?
    2: Damn! Is dat all U can do?
    3: Oh momma, momma!
    4: Oh dadda, dadda!
    5: U luk better in de dark
    6: I tot dat goes in de other hole
    7: Can U finish now? I av a
    meeting
    8: Is dat smell comin 4rm U.
    9: Haven't U ever done dat b4?
    10: Dnt touch dat?
    11: God, dat is small.....
    12: Stop moaning, U sound so
    stupid.
    13: Shut Up, b*tch.!!! (worse if de
    girl says it)
    14: What, oh yeah, i luv U2, now
    let me concentrate.
    15: Its OK honey, I can jxt imagine
    dat it's bigger.
    16: Oh! Susan......... i mean
    Donna...... Shit.
    17: Ur breast milk is like my
    mom's...
    18: Suck my d*ck b*tch.
    19: Ofcos U cnt b on top, U're 2
    fat, U'll kill me.
    20: Jxt use Ur finger, its bigger.
    21: Get off me, i will do it myself
    22: De only reason I'm doin dis is
    cos am drunk.
    23: Damn girl! My tits r bigger dan
    Ur's.
     
  2. dudupori

    dudupori JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaa... Hiyo no 2 ukutane na zile zilizokubuhu..
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Na hii nayo si ya kule kwa wakubwa?
     
  4. CUTE

    CUTE JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaa namba 15 made ma day
     
  5. Filipo

    Filipo JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo sixteen ni noma! Hasa pale ntakapomwita sweetlady, wakati nipo na marejesho. (just kidding). Ni balaa buluu!
     
  6. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Punguza ukuda! Hii hapahapa iko barida tu!
    Khaa!
    Kiherehere ka'mgambo wa mnada !
     
  7. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    so what?
     
  8. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mgambo wa mnada ndio wanakuwaje?
    Hahahahaaaa...
     
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