Things Women don't know - But Men do!

[Consultant]

1. There are two types of men. Those who cheat and those who lie about it. Choose
one

2. Men have sexual thoughts about EVERY woman they meet (except their mothers & blood sisters only).

3. A man is incapable of saying 'no' to Sex (So watch your best friends carefully)

4. A man can reach his orgasm in 30 seconds if he wants to. Consider every second that he lasts longer than a minute is a bonus

5. If a man has not introduced you to any of his friends & family months into the relationship, you are not his girlfriend. You are the 'other' woman. (Now you know!!!

6. If a man has not brought up the subject of marriage six months into the relationship, it ain't happening - Ever never?

7. Educated, enlightened career women…..some advice for you - If you do not cook for him, do his laundry or f*ck him every day, someone else is (Can you handle the truth?)

8. Oral sex stopped being an optional extra in lovemaking at 23h59, December 31, 1999. In the 21st century, if you're not going down on him, someone else is (Don't
shoot the messenger)

9. There are two types of men - those who openly admit to playing with their wee-wees and those who lie about it.

 

[Mbu]

...:A S 39: am none of the above! Actually,...am the opposite (partially EXCLUDING no 2!)

 

[Mlimazunzu]

Usitusemee

 

[The Boss]

guilty as charged lol

 

[Makedha]

Hmmm... Consultant, ningekuwa mwanaume, ingenikera sana kuelezewa constantly kama mi ni sex-obsessed beast tu (hasa kauli ya tatu ya orodha yako had me go "Huh, what?").

Though, as a girl, i can only hope this list doesn't apply to every man (so Mbu, you have no idea of how comforting your response is!).

...:A S 39: am none of the above! Actually,...am the opposite (partially EXCLUDING no 2!)

 

[Mbimbinho]

1. There are two types of men. Those who cheat and those who lie about it. Choose
one

2. Men have sexual thoughts about EVERY woman they meet (except their mothers & blood sisters only).

3. A man is incapable of saying 'no' to Sex (So watch your best friends carefully)

4. A man can reach his orgasm in 30 seconds if he wants to. Consider every second that he lasts longer than a minute is a bonus

5. If a man has not introduced you to any of his friends & family months into the relationship, you are not his girlfriend. You are the 'other' woman. (Now you know!!!

6. If a man has not brought up the subject of marriage six months into the relationship, it ain't happening - Ever never?

7. Educated, enlightened career women…..some advice for you - If you do not cook for him, do his laundry or f*ck him every day, someone else is (Can you handle the truth?)

8. Oral sex stopped being an optional extra in lovemaking at 23h59, December 31, 1999. In the 21st century, if you're not going down on him, someone else is (Don't
shoot the messenger)

9. There are two types of men - those who openly admit to playing with their wee-wees and those who lie about it.

Kwasababu walitangaza kuwa ndo Mwisho wa dunia ama? :msela:

 

[Consultant]

Hmmm... Consultant, ningekuwa mwanaume, ingenikera sana kuelezewa constantly kama mi ni sex-obsessed beast tu (hasa kauli ya tatu ya orodha yako had me go "Huh, what.

Ukweli ndo huo. Akina ''Mbu'' wanajifaragua tu

 

[Makedha]

Ukweli ndo huo. Akina ''Mbu'' wanajifaragua tu

Na jinsi gani unajua hii ? Inaonekana ya kwamba unadhani Mbu ni mwongo kwa kuwa anazipinga kauli zako tu. Huwezi kuwa na hakika anadanganyika, na huwezi kuthibitisha cho chote unachosema kwenye post ya kwanza yako.
My point is: Wanaume wote si kama wewe, basi usigeneralize.

1. There are two types of men. Those who cheat and those who lie about it. Choose
one

2. Men have sexual thoughts about EVERY woman they meet (except their mothers & blood sisters only).

3. A man is incapable of saying 'no' to Sex (So watch your best friends carefully)

4. A man can reach his orgasm in 30 seconds if he wants to. Consider every second that he lasts longer than a minute is a bonus

5. If a man has not introduced you to any of his friends & family months into the relationship, you are not his girlfriend. You are the 'other' woman. (Now you know!!!

6. If a man has not brought up the subject of marriage six months into the relationship, it ain't happening - Ever never?

7. Educated, enlightened career women…..some advice for you - If you do not cook for him, do his laundry or f*ck him every day, someone else is (Can you handle the truth?)

8. Oral sex stopped being an optional extra in lovemaking at 23h59, December 31, 1999. In the 21st century, if you're not going down on him, someone else is (Don't
shoot the messenger)

9. There are two types of men - those who openly admit to playing with their wee-wees and those who lie about it.

Basically, ujumbe wako hapo ni: "women, be nice little housewives or you'll get cheated on"? Wanaume ni kama kitoto, wahitaji to be babysit? Hawawezi kupika chakula chao ? Hawawezi kusafisha nguo zao ? Hawawezi kudhibiti tamaa zao za mwili, lazima wafanye ngono all the time?

Trully, I find it surprising how you paint those of your own gender in such a demeaning light.

 

[Eiyer]

Where did u get this??

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Haaa, watu wakuwaogopa sana hawa. Mie langu liko under control (so I think).

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Where did u get this??

Google :tonguez:

 

[Mtoboasiri]

Haaa, watu wakuwaogopa sana hawa. Mie langu liko under control (so I think).

Umejidanganya hadi unadhani kujidanganya kwako ndio ukweli. Kila la heri and keep on believing - maybe itakuwa kweli.