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Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ghost, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. Ghost

    Ghost JF-Expert Member

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    1. No thanks, I’m married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
    4. Steers? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
    5. Good evening, Afande. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn’t ! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination I’d hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
    11.
    Lets wait til morning wen shops a open then we buy condomz nd have safe sex.
     
  2. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    I always say all of those when am drunk
     
  3. Ghost

    Ghost JF-Expert Member

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    I dont think so @Kabakabana!
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    thats upto u,but its true.
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    sana sana namba 1.3
     
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    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    namba 5,6,7,8 na 10 huwa nazitumia mara nyingi....infwakti ni za kawaida kwangu.....
     
  7. Ghost

    Ghost JF-Expert Member

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    Acheni uongo...mtu akiwa drunk anapoteza network
     
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