Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk

Ghost

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Apr 20, 2010
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1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Steers? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, Afande. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t ! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
11.
Lets wait til morning wen shops a open then we buy condomz nd have safe sex.
 
namba 5,6,7,8 na 10 huwa nazitumia mara nyingi....infwakti ni za kawaida kwangu.....
 
Acheni uongo...mtu akiwa drunk anapoteza network
 
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