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They are all the same...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    One Chinese person walks into a bar in America, late one night he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

    Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:
    "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

    The astonished Chinese man replied:
    "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

    "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

    In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says:
    "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

    Shocked, Spielberg replies:
    "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

    The Chinese replies:
    "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
     
  2. Jaden

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    Oh God!thank u!i realy enjoyed this!
     
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    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    hiii hIIII!!!
     
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    eee hii kali!
     
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    hii kali! duh!...
     
  6. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaaa!! hilo ni jibu with full nukta))
     
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