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These are the questions that watoto wa vigogo are asked kwenye interview za bot

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT WATOTO WA VIGOGO ARE ASKED KWENYE INTERVIEW ZA BOT

    POST YOU NEED:_______________________(5 Marks)


    TIME: 2 Weeks.

    SECTION A

    1. Is the African continent a continent or a country? I LIKE THIS AISEE………
    If it's a continent, what is the name
    of this continent? (5 Marks)

    2. Who is the president of Tanzania ? (5 Marks)

    a) Kikwete

    b) Bush
    c) I don't know

    3. Read below and answer the question:
    Juma has three and a half buckets of milk. He gives his good friend
    John three quarters of it. A third of the remaining half of a
    quarter he sells at the local market (at a loss no less). He consumes three pints of what is left.
    The rest he divides equally among his seven childen and the cat which gets
    a third less than what any two of his sons got combined.
    Now the Question is: Which animal produce cow milk? (5 Marks)



    4. 'A fish can't ride a bicycle' Explain. (5 Marks)


    5. If birds fly, Animals run and fish swim, What do birds do? (5 Marks)


    6. Form a word with the following letters in this order- D,O,G
    (eg M,O,T,H,E,R the answer is MOTHER):_____________. (5 Marks)


    7. Fill in the blank provided. 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,......,18. (10 Marks)



    8. If you are given a higher rank, is that a demotion or a promotion? (10 Marks)



    9. How do you spell the word
    hermaphrodite?:_________________..(10 Marks)



    10. If a cow has four legs, How many legs does a baby cow have? (10 Marks)


    11. Juma sells fish at the local market for a certain fixed amount.
    John also sells fish at the same market for a price exceeding
    that of Juma. Anna also sells at the same market, she sells her fish at a price
    at par of Juma and Amina's

    Question : Which of the three sells fish the most expensive? (10 Marks)




    SECTION B


    12. Write an essay on the depression of the social economic lifestyle
    of this country due to corruption and comment on the rule of law: or else count the
    fingers on your both hands and write down the total, is it ten?. (10 Marks)



    PRACTICAL (Do not attempt this question)


    13. Take your gun from your holster. Take the bullet specimen placed
    on your desk. Load it into your gun..Place your finger on the trigger.
    Turn the gun and stare deep into its muzzle with your left eye. Pull the
    trigger! What happens? (0 Marks)



    NOTE:
    To pass this test you must at least write your name on the
    paper since anyone who scores less than 5% will not be considered till next recruitments, you should put in your mind that
    there are only 10posts and you are one of 10 candidates Competing.

    ALL THE BEST.
     
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    Kamuna JF-Expert Member

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    Pumba tupu!
     
  3. Zogwale

    Zogwale JF-Expert Member

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    This is a joke of the day!!! At least umenichekesha maana tangu wiki imeanza ni thread cha CHADEMA tu, Mbowe, Zitto, ukabila hasa uchagga, etc.
     
  4. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Usishange watahiniwa wakaambulia -0%
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    SIYO PUMBA!!! NI JOKE!! NIMECHEKA KWELI!!! vipi Kamuna uko BOT nini?
     
  6. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Kamuna,

    Inaonekana hata toilet huwa huendi! Unataka tuamini kwamba uko busy na "serious issues" 24/7!! But how serious are your issues? You can't be that rude!
     
  7. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu atakua mmoja wao,kama siyo basi mwehu nafikiri,...
    Hujasoma title?ama unarukia tu kujibu?

    Wacha tucheke siye kama imekuuma kaa kimya ugulia mwenyewe na siyo kutuonyesha imeuma ebo!
     
  8. Iza

    Iza JF-Expert Member

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    dah wikendi imenoga mkubwa,I hope ningekuwa mtoto wa mabwanyenye weusi!
     
  9. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    Mie ningefata maelezo ya "NOTE" na kuandika jina kwishney,...
     
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    Mwana va Mutwa JF-Expert Member

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  11. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Kamuna vipi mbona jabza? jaribu siku zote kufikiri kabla ya kujibu, maana ya hichi kichekesho ni tofauti na jibu lako la ovyo*2 inamaanisha jinsi mnavyopewa kazi za bure with 0 qualification.....na kuna ile kesi yenu ya kugushi vyeti inaendelea kupigwa kalenda....picha yangu halisi iko kwenye AVATAR ukiniona njiani usinipige
     
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