# These are the questions that watoto wa vigogo are asked kwenye interview za bot

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1. ### NGULIJF-Expert Member

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THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT WATOTO WA VIGOGO ARE ASKED KWENYE INTERVIEW ZA BOT

POST YOU NEED:_______________________(5 Marks)

TIME: 2 Weeks.

SECTION A

1. Is the African continent a continent or a country? I LIKE THIS AISEE
If it's a continent, what is the name
of this continent? (5 Marks)

2. Who is the president of Tanzania ? (5 Marks)

a) Kikwete

b) Bush
c) I don't know

Juma has three and a half buckets of milk. He gives his good friend
John three quarters of it. A third of the remaining half of a
quarter he sells at the local market (at a loss no less). He consumes three pints of what is left.
The rest he divides equally among his seven childen and the cat which gets
a third less than what any two of his sons got combined.
Now the Question is: Which animal produce cow milk? (5 Marks)

4. 'A fish can't ride a bicycle' Explain. (5 Marks)

5. If birds fly, Animals run and fish swim, What do birds do? (5 Marks)

6. Form a word with the following letters in this order- D,O,G
(eg M,O,T,H,E,R the answer is MOTHER):_____________. (5 Marks)

7. Fill in the blank provided. 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,......,18. (10 Marks)

8. If you are given a higher rank, is that a demotion or a promotion? (10 Marks)

9. How do you spell the word
hermaphrodite?:_________________..(10 Marks)

10. If a cow has four legs, How many legs does a baby cow have? (10 Marks)

11. Juma sells fish at the local market for a certain fixed amount.
John also sells fish at the same market for a price exceeding
that of Juma. Anna also sells at the same market, she sells her fish at a price
at par of Juma and Amina's

Question : Which of the three sells fish the most expensive? (10 Marks)

SECTION B

12. Write an essay on the depression of the social economic lifestyle
of this country due to corruption and comment on the rule of law: or else count the
fingers on your both hands and write down the total, is it ten?. (10 Marks)

PRACTICAL (Do not attempt this question)

13. Take your gun from your holster. Take the bullet specimen placed
Turn the gun and stare deep into its muzzle with your left eye. Pull the
trigger! What happens? (0 Marks)

NOTE:
To pass this test you must at least write your name on the
paper since anyone who scores less than 5% will not be considered till next recruitments, you should put in your mind that
there are only 10posts and you are one of 10 candidates Competing.

ALL THE BEST.

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### KamunaJF-Expert Member

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Pumba tupu!

3. ### ZogwaleJF-Expert Member

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This is a joke of the day!!! At least umenichekesha maana tangu wiki imeanza ni thread cha CHADEMA tu, Mbowe, Zitto, ukabila hasa uchagga, etc.

4. ### X-PASTERModerator

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Usishange watahiniwa wakaambulia -0%

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### Nesindiso SirJF-Expert Member

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SIYO PUMBA!!! NI JOKE!! NIMECHEKA KWELI!!! vipi Kamuna uko BOT nini?

6. ### Dark CityJF-Expert Member

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Kamuna,

Inaonekana hata toilet huwa huendi! Unataka tuamini kwamba uko busy na "serious issues" 24/7!! But how serious are your issues? You can't be that rude!

7. ### Kisoda2JF-Expert Member

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Huyu atakua mmoja wao,kama siyo basi mwehu nafikiri,...
Hujasoma title?ama unarukia tu kujibu?

Wacha tucheke siye kama imekuuma kaa kimya ugulia mwenyewe na siyo kutuonyesha imeuma ebo!

8. ### IzaJF-Expert Member

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dah wikendi imenoga mkubwa,I hope ningekuwa mtoto wa mabwanyenye weusi!

9. ### Kisoda2JF-Expert Member

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Mie ningefata maelezo ya "NOTE" na kuandika jina kwishney,...

10. ### Mwana va MutwaJF-Expert Member

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