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The world of Two things "INVOLVED"

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tumain, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. Tumain

    Tumain JF-Expert Member

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    In this world there two things involved:
    Either you are born a Men or Women

    If you are a Woman you are safe, but if you are born a Man there are two things involved :
    Either you are in Military or Civilian

    If you are civilian you are safe, if you are in Military there two things involved:
    Either in office or war front

    If you are in office you are safe, if you are in war front there two things involved:
    Either you kill somebody or somebody kills you

    If you kill somebody you are safe, if somebody kills you there two things involved:
    Either you will be buried or you body will be used for manual

    If you are buried you are safe if your body is used for manual two things involved:
    Either will be used to grow flowers or used to grow trees

    If you used to grow flowers you are safe, but if used to grow trees two things involved:
    Either will be used to manufacture tissue paper or furniture

    If used for furniture you are safe, if used for tissue paper two things involved:
    Either you will be used by a Men or Women

    If used by Men you are safe, if used by Women two things involved:
    Either you will be used from back or used from front

    If used from back you are safe, if used from front two things involved
    Either you contact gono or you contact HIV

    If you contact gono you are safe, if you contact HIV only one thing is for sure
    Which is?????
     
  2. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hiv only in womens? dude u aint serious.
    bt nice joke.
     
  3. Tumain

    Tumain JF-Expert Member

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    Two things involved
     
  4. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    I have a clip for that two things involved from a basket mouth,it failed to attach cauze of the capacity 250MB!! very funny one!
     
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    Natasha Ismail JF-Expert Member

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    OO i have that too is a nigerian comedian.
     
  6. IronBroom

    IronBroom JF-Expert Member

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    Na kimombo chake cha kipopo huyu hapa.....[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlmYsUiyhDc"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlmYsUiyhDc[/ame]
     
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