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The Woman

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by M-bongotz, Mar 21, 2010.

  1. M-bongotz

    M-bongotz JF-Expert Member

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    When God created woman he was working late in the 6th day.
    An angel came and said..

    "why sped so much time on that one?"

    And the Lord answered..

    "Have you seen all the specifications I have meet to shape her?, she must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all these things with only two hands"

    The angel was impressed

    "Just two hands....impossible, and this is the standard model?!,too much work for one day...wait untill tomorrow and then complete her"

    "I will not", said the Lord. I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart, she cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day"

    The angel came nearer and touched the woman.

    "But you have made her so soft Lord"

    "She is soft", said the Lord, "But I have also made her strong, you can imagine what she can endure and overcome"

    "Can she think?" the angel asked.

    The Lord answered:

    "Not only she can think, she can reason and negotiate"

    The angel touched the woman's cheek..

    "Lord it seems this creation is leaking, you have put too many burdens on her"

    "She is not leaking...it is a tear" the Lord corrected the angel

    "What's it for?" asked the angel

    And the Lord said..
    "Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride"

    This made big a impression on the angel.,

    "Lord you are genius, you thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"

    "Indeed she is, woman has strength that amazes man, she can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions, she smiles when feeling like screaming, she sings when she feels like crying, crys when she feels she is happy and laughs when she is afraid, she fights for what she believes in, stand up against injustice, she doesn't take "no" for an answer when she can see a better solution. she gives herself so her family can thrive, she takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid, her love is unconditional.
    She cries when her kids are victorious, she is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when her friends do well.,she is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding , her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies, but she finds the strength to get on with life, she knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart".

    There is only one thing wrong with her...

    "SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH"
     
  2. shejele

    shejele Senior Member

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    Nice one, thanks for sharing m-bongotz
     
  3. Felixonfellix

    Felixonfellix JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks very much hon
     
  4. Noname

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    r u sure this is the conversation between God and Angel?
     
  5. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Watu mnajua sana kuwasifia hawa viumbe wa kike eeh!
    Mbona wao hawakusifuni nyie hivyo, zaidi ya kuwalaumu kwa ukatili!
     
  6. Noname

    Noname JF-Expert Member

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    wait jimmy am coming with the topic ya kuwasifia...halafu umesema ukweli kabisa..siku hizi wanaume hawapewi haki zao.
     
  7. The Boss

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    what about u noname?
    unampa haki zake?
     
  8. Noname

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    am trying boss..trying to appreciate him more...am grateful to have him in my life and all men who are in my life that include my dad, and brothers. life would never be the same without them....
     
  9. Penny

    Penny JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mummy, you are so sweet indeed. Wahabarishe hawa wadudu maana na wao hawajijui kama wanadhani hiyo sema hawajui kuitumia.
     
  10. Penny

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    Opps, wanadhamani.
     
  11. Penny

    Penny JF-Expert Member

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    Hee naona leo vidole vinakataa wajameni nilimaanisha wanathamani. Hope am now correct.
     
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