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The woman

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by IT Guru, May 5, 2011.

  1. IT Guru

    IT Guru JF-Expert Member

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    When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day
    Angel came by and said: ''Why spend so much time on that one?''

    And the Lord answered:
    ''Have you seen all the specifications i have to meet to shape her?''
    ''She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands''

    The angel was impressed.

    ''Just two hands....impossible!''
    and this is the standard model??!
    ''Too much work for one day...wait until tomorrow and then complete her.''

    ''I will not'', said the Lord. ''I so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart.''

    ''She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day.''

    The angel came nearer and touched the woman..
    ''But you have made her so soft, Lord''

    ''She is soft'', said the Lord, ''But i have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome''

    ''Can she think?'' the angel asked.

    The Lord answered:
    ''Not only can she think, but also reason and negotiate.''

    The angel touched the woman's cheek...
    ''Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burden on her.''

    ''She is not leakin...it's a tear'' the lord corrected the angel

    ''What's the tear for?'' asked the angel.

    And the lord said:
    ''The tear are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.''

    This made a big impression on the angel:
    ''Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!''

    ''Indeed she is!
    Woman has strengths that amazes man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
    She holds happiness, love and opinions.
    She smiles when feeling like screaming.
    She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
    She fights for what she believes in.
    Stands up against injustice.
    She doesn't take ''no'' for an answer, when she can see a better solution.
    She gives herself so her family can thrive.
    She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
    Her love is unconditional.''

    ''She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or wedding.''

    ''Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
    But she find strength to get on with life.
    She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.''

    There is only one thing wrong with her.

    ''SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH''.......

    Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic are they are...pass it on to males you know.. Sometimes we need to be reminded.
     
  2. AshaDii

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    Mr Cool sasa kwa nini hamzangatii what you guys know? Most guys wanatuumiza sana sisi akina dada and because we let them they underestimate us thinking us foolish and stupid while all the time hua tunajua what they are doing to us .... By the way Thank you for the post, its wonderful...
     
  3. Dena Amsi

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    Kidhungu kimenichenga mno tafadhali unaweza nitafsiria? Samahani
     
  4. Remmy

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    Thanks alot!
     
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    Mmmmmh!
     
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    A ww wat a lovely post! am in love with it, Blessings :love:
     
  7. afrodenzi

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    Brilliant poster
    Beautiful words.
    Chenk youuuu
     
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    ya ukweli sana
     
  9. Baba_Enock

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    Hivi kile Chuo cha ILO-Centre : International Language Orientation Centre bado kipo Dar es Salaam?

    Lile tangazo lao la Maimuna nilikuwa nalipenda sana!
     
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    its cool....
     
  11. IT Guru

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    mmh sasa hapo inakua vigumu kwangu, ila kama kuna anaeweza nisaidia kutafsiri anisaidie ili dada DA nae apate kuelewa, plz
     
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    yangekuwa hayo yanaeleweka vizuri sana kichwani mwa wanaume wooooooooooote dunia hii,
    basi kusingekuwa na maumivu ya mioyo kwa wanawake woooooooooooooooooooote.

    Ila kwa vile wanayasoma na kuyaacha kama yalivyo basi,
    naomba niseme tu kuwa ASANTE KWA THREAD.
     
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    Thanks for this post, surely reading it has made my day and gave me strength to go on:israel:
     
  14. IT Guru

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    And thank you all for taking your time to read this
     
  15. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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       [INDENT] When God created woman he was working late on the [COLOR=red]6th day[/COLOR]
    Angel came by and said: ''Why spend so much time on that one?''[/INDENT]
    
    
    Haya ni maandiko ya kitabu kipi kuwa mwanamke aliumbwa siku ya sita?

    Hivi Angel kweli anaweza kuhoji utashi wa Muumba kama siyo kumkashifu....................................there is something wrong with the story.............
     
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    Kila mwanamke angeishi na mwanaume wake milele na milele hakuna kuingiliana
     
  17. Rutashubanyuma

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    Kila mwanamke angeishi na mwanaume wake milele na milele hakuna kuingiliana
    Tatizo ni kuwa idadi ya wanawake ni kubwa kulikoni ya wanaumme na matokeo yake ni kuwa wanawake wengi wangeliishi maisha ya upweke na majonzi mengi..............................
     
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    Thanks alot!
    For sweet lies?????
     
  19. AshaDii

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    Jamani Ruta you just had to spoil the moment......
     
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    Sio ki hivyo na sasa hivi wanaume wameanza kuwa wengi Ruta
     
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