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The wedding test

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ELNIN0, Mar 12, 2010.

  1. ELNIN0

    ELNIN0 JF-Expert Member

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    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
    for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
    younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
    tight sexy miniskirts, Birkins, and generally was bra-less with tight
    standing breasts.. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
    give me a sexy seductive look and I always got more than a nice view.

    It had been her deliberate intent because she never did it when she was
    near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
    come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
    arrived, wearing just a Khanga with nothing inside from the look, giving
    a true geography of her body and she whispered to me that she had
    feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that nobody is home, thus she wanted me just once before I
    got married and committed my life to her sister.
    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
    wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
    stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
    front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold!, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
    "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
    for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    And the moral of this story is:

    ........Guess what, I was heading to my car where I kept my condoms.

    Sometimes we loose best opportunities in life for just a simple mistake
    or being carried away with world fantasies. Only God knows exactly what
    is in the mind of Man.
  2. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    E bana we...halmanusra tu...!!
  3. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Personally ningeomba nipewe another test ...!!:confused:..
    Jamaa kama alikubaliwa kwenye familia ni wazi baadae atakuja kumega tu tunda la mdogowe
  4. ELNIN0

    ELNIN0 JF-Expert Member

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    Wangekuwa wale wazee wanaotembea na zana mfukoni - basi ingekuwa mali ganyanja...

    au wale wazee mafisi nyama kwa mfupa doooo.....ni moja kwa moja hakuna kufikiria zana za ulinzi.