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The wedding test

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    THE WEDDING TEST

    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. "I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards to my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is:........Guess what, I was heading to my car to collect my condoms to grill my sister in law and wow! The condoms saved my ass. Na waoh, Heeeey! For men oooo!!!!
     
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    Leonce M.M.M.F Member

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    meeen i lyk the damn thing!
     
  3. Mkimbizi

    Mkimbizi JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahhahahaha! Ningekuwa mimi aisee hata condoms nisingafata, kwanza nisingemsubiria apande juu!
     
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    Mkimbizi JF-Expert Member

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    na huyo mtoto lazma nitakuja kumGRILL tu baadae,
     
  5. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Mitihani mingine kama kiswahili kigumu vile! SItaki nataka sitaki nataka....
    Sasa itokee wakati naye binti ana usongo nawe kupita kiasi, si mtaufanya mtihani huo kwa vitendo?
    Ukifeli si kuna kusuppliment?
     
  6. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    The fact remains, there will always be unfinished business with the sister inlaw, so beware.
     
  7. donlucchese

    donlucchese JF-Expert Member

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    hahah,so funy
     
  8. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha imetulia sana nimeipenda
     
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