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The wedding registry

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Donnie Charlie, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    Jacob age 85, and Rebeka age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course."

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
  2. mayenga

    mayenga JF-Expert Member

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    Teh!thanks you made my day!