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The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zomba, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. zomba

    zomba JF-Expert Member

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    The Ultimate Rejection Letter

    Herbert A. Millington
    Chair - Search Committee
    412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
    College Hill, MA 34109

    Dear Professor Millington,

    Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
    regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
    an assistant professor position in your department.

    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
    large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
    of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

    Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
    rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
    this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
    in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

    Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

    Chris L. Jensen
  2. Ndjabu Da Dude

    Ndjabu Da Dude JF-Expert Member

    Oct 8, 2009
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    Dude need not despair dealing with refusal after refusal cause local Walmart University always have $7 an-hour-tenureships available in the field of Applied Janitorial Science.