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The two women...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by muwaha, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. muwaha

    muwaha JF-Expert Member

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    Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

    The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath.

    The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."
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    smartuser Member

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    hilarious. the corpses ll never forget that nude scenery
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    I'm worried to those two husbands they might be comedians !
  4. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha