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The times when Brothers used to write Love Letters with Dictionaries . . . .

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by CPU, Mar 3, 2011.

  1. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    JF Ladies and Gents

    THOSE WERE THE DAYS “WHEN MEN WERE REALLY MEN” AND WHEN BROTHERS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES!

    WHERE WERE YOU? IF YOU NEVER RECEIVED LETTERS LIKE THESE ONES BELOW, THEN YOU KNOW TOO LITTLE IF NOT NOTHING.

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    Dear Sugar
    Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously
    and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you,since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy.papie pleaseStop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
    Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
    Yourz Ever,
    Sugar tapi tapi


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    Dear Honie
    My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.
    How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

    My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favourites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

    If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against marry carrie. Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.

    Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto
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    My dedications to you are:

    Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.
    Boys to Main - End of the Rod
    Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby
    Sorry about my English, I did not learn anymore!!
     
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    IGWE JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmh!..anyway i wasn't there but i like it.
     
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    Barbie Maliposa Senior Member

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    hahahaha.U made my day
     
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    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha umenikumbusha mbali sana niliwahi kuandikiwa barua na mvulana akamalizia

    Your lovely son!!!

    Na mimi nilivoona son nikamjibu

    Your loving Daughter!!!!
     
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    Sweet old days when every word carried so much weight and meaning .... i miss that .. these days there only sharobaros
     
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    bilabaye Member

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    those were the time I guess! fantastic!
     
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    charger JF-Expert Member

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    lol ilikuwa kali"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN AMOUNT"akiwa na maana ninakupenda kupita kiasi.Na mwisho "ITS ME YOUR SWEET HURT"
     
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    charger JF-Expert Member

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    CPU hizi picha umezitoa wapi,duh watu mna vyanzo!
     
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    we ni noma,....hahahahahaaaaa.....mbavu zangu eee..........................:wink2::wink2::wink2::wink2::wink2:
     
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    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha! ha! inafurahisha sana,wakati huo mapenzi yalikuwa ya dhati tofauti na sasa,na hizo barua zilikuwa zikichukua muda mrefu sana kufika na hata kupokea nyingine.
     
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    Matarese JF-Expert Member

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    lakini pia wengi waliweza kujifunza kiingereza vizuri kwa njia kama hizi. vijana wa leo hawana muda kama huo zaidi ya kusikiliza bongo fleva na kulalamika shuleni hamna waalimu!
     
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    enzi hizo hakuna pen tunaandika kwa nyoya la kuku tunachovya kwenye wino, kama unamwandiko mbaya unaomba msaada kwa mwenye mwandiko mzuri. kama mtoto anasumbua un anaomba msaada na maon kwa watu tofauti tofaut kila mtu anaandika yake then tunaunganisha kuwa barua moja
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Duuuh! Sasa wewe ulikuwa umemuelewa anamaanisha nini aliposema hivyo?
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Ngoja watoto wa sasa nao wakue utasikia wakisifia kizazi cha ujana wa sasa
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    :wink2:
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    aiseeee . . .
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
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    bitimkongwe JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo 2003 ndiyo ulikuwa unaandikia unyoya wa kuku huwachi yakhe! Hata sisi tuliosoma early 60s tulikuwa tunatumia kalamu special zenye nibu.
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    mnajuana nini?
     
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    Nimecheka sana haya mambo ya kitambo. Umenifurahisha na majina hasa Marie Curry (chicken or lamb or goat curry) hahahah
     
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