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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mtanzania in exile, Apr 7, 2012.

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    mtanzania in exile Senior Member

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    1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

    2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

    3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

    4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

    5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

    6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

    7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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    Stellito Eugen New Member

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    Uuuh mama!dats great....lov dat