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The secretary

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 12, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"
    He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.
    Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
    The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir. all I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"
     
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    Kiherehere JF-Expert Member

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    haichekeshi sana ila umejitahidi
     
  3. NewDawnTz

    NewDawnTz JF-Expert Member

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    Kwenye red kali zaidi......




    KH pole sana......Ila usijali, babu anatibu bandama.....

    Go and take your share of 1 cup!!!
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Naomba uweke ya kwako ili tucheke sanaaaa
     
  5. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    duh! mshkaji temana naye....nmimecheka kinoma! hhahahahahahahaahahahaha...jamaa haelewi lugha nahisi..lol! teh teh teh....ati little disabled veteran!?????hahahahahahaha...noooooooooooooooooo
    apo ingefaa amwambie, "oh yes, and he nids to call bush to come n pick him from Baghdad!lol"
     
  6. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!
    Lol!
    Naona boss mzuka ulikata.
     
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