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The Secret!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Pearl, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Pearl

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    wewe utaua watu aisee yani iga ufe akuna long life hapo duu
     
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    A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
    "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
    "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.
    "Thirty-four," she replied
     
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    Anti therengetitherengeti,
    umewahi kubondwa?
    Yaani mtu kama mimi na muonekano wangu huu ni kavulana ka miaka kumi na tano tu.
     
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    umeona sura yake?
     
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    ze news iz zat(habari ndo hiyo)
     
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    Yaani ni mrembo ile mbaya.
    Jeni yuko wapi jamani?
     
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    [FONT=&quot]she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" asked the doctor.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]"[FONT=&quot]Thirty-four[/FONT]," she replied[/FONT]
     
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    bado mbichi kabisa kwa wale wanaotafuta wachumba changamkieni tenda huyu yupo serious kaweka na picha kabisa
     
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    maana yake ni pearl kwa kichina
     
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    I go crazy?
     
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    na ww keyboard yako ya kichina:)
     
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