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The Secret of a Happy going Marriage!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanga Tc, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    Once upon a time, the couple celebrated their 25[SUP]th[/SUP] Year anniversary. They had become famous in the town for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
    Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “Happy going marriage”
    Editor:”Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?”
    Husband recalling his old honeymoon days and said:
    “We had been to one of the best destination for our honeymoon after marriage, deciding to try horse riding; we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
    On the way ahead that horse jumped suddenly making my wife to topple off. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time” She again climbed the horse and continues with the ride.
    After a while, it happened again…This time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued.
    When the horse drops her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead.
    I shouted at my Wife: What did you do you psycho! You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?
    She gave a silent look and said:”This is your first time!!!”
    Husband: That’s it…..We are happy ever after!!! J
     
  2. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    I mean...."Mkwara waweza saidia kwenye masuala ya Ndoa!!!!
     
  3. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Yap! this is good!
     
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