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The recommendation letter

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Priest, Sep 30, 2011.

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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    THE RECOMMENDATION
    One day, an employee requests for a recommendation letter from his boss and his boss writes in lines as follows

    1 Ema Kunya, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    2 hard at work in his cubicle. Ema works independently, without
    3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Ema never
    4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees and he always
    5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
    6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    7 breaks. Ema is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
    8 vanity in spite if high accomplishment and profound
    9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Ema can be
    10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type that can not be
    11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Ema be
    12 promoted to executive management and a proposal will bne
    13 executed as possible.

    Immediately after the Boss giving the recommendation, he writes

    ADDENDUM
    The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Now that he is gone, KINDLY RE- READ ONLY THE ODD NUMBERED LINES
     
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    dora Senior Member

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    ha ha ha.....this is funny!
     
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    Tehe-Tehe!
    The boss himself needs to be on firing line!!!
     
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    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haa
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaaaa, kweli Bosi alikuwa amemchoka Bwana Ema,
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    sure boss amemchoka jamaa
     
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    Cha Moto JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuh, hiii kiboko
     
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    huyu boss ni noumaa!...
     
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    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Ila kama alimpeleka boss kuandika barua nzuri kama ile bila kutaka (hata kama kulikua secret message) basi yeye apewe kazi ya boss for her persuasion skill na boss apewe kazi ya upelelezi for his "secret transmission of key information" skills.
     
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