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The problems with guys

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by actus, Oct 27, 2011.

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    actus Senior Member

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    The problems with GUYS:

    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
    If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
    If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
    If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
    If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
    If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
    If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
    If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
    If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
    If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
    If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
    If u do !! He says u are CHEAP.
    If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
    If u don’t, he says that u don't TRUST him.
    If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
    If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
    If u BREAKS your PROMISE, u cannot be TRUSTED;
    If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
    If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
    If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN ..
    If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
    If he does WELL, it's BRAINS..
    If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
    If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
    & sooo hard to please!!!!!
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Awesome poetic narration..
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    are u a guy???
     
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    actus Senior Member

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    so what!!!???
     
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