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The Polite Way to Pee!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:



    'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'



    Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'



    The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.



    What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'



    Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'



    'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.



    And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'



    Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
     
  2. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha, very interesting i like Jonny's idea just shaking hands with my dia frnd, ila after dinner mh!
     
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    Chupaku JF-Expert Member

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    Haha haaaa
     
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    ..Ha ha ha! Fantastic!
     
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu little johnny kwenye jokes nyingi anasumbua sana mwalimu.Kuna mara alimwambia mwalimu sijajua neno period ni hatari sana dada kasema hajaona yake mama akazirai na baba akapata heart attack.
     
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    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

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    Little Jonny again !!!! khaaaaaa kheeeeee !
     
  7. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Nomaaaa! hapo kwenye introduction after dinner ndo patamu bana!!
     
  8. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Mbongo ya Little Jonny ni bomba sana.
    Kweli wengine wanasema "smahani, nikamsalimie bibi dakika moja"??? Kwani ni lazima useme unaenda kufanya nini?
    Akikuambia "tuongozane wote" je?
     
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    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    That's little John Bwana mmmmmmh
     
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    Laptani Member

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    nimeipenda hii!!!
     
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    Hilarious...Good 1!!!
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    A great friend, ha ha ah ha ha:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha,little John bwana!haishi vituko
     
  14. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    sasa kama angekuwa little Suzie, angesemaje?

    I will be right back, i need to see whats bothering Suzie pie that you are looking foward to have your good friend eat it.
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ...hmm hii yatamanisha
     
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    smartuser Member

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    little suzie ndio katumia brain sasa
     
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    yeah lil john...
     
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