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The perfect husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Balantanda, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. Balantanda

    Balantanda JF-Expert Member

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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: Hello.
    WOMAN: Honey,It’s me.Are you at the club?.
    MAN: Yes.
    WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautifull leather coat.It’s only $ 1,000..Is it OK if I buy it?.
    MAN: Sure,go ahead if you like it that much.
    WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models.I saw one I really liked.
    MAN: How much?
    WOMAN: $ 390,000.
    MAN: OK,but that price I want it with all the options.
    WOMAN: Great! Oh,and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market.They’re asking $ 2,950,000 for it.
    MAN: Well,then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 2,800,000.They will probably take it.If not,we can go the extra $ 150,000 if it’s really a good one.
    WOMAN: OK,I’l see you later! I love you so much!.
    MAN: Bye! I love you,too.

    The man hangs up.The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,mouths agape..
    He turns and asks: Anyone knows who this phone belongs to???????
  2. C

    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha this is not the perfect husband he is mdebwedo!
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    KiuyaJibu JF-Expert Member

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