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The Pastor's Donkey !!!

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Atabase Agaya, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Atabase Agaya

    Atabase Agaya Senior Member

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    Pastor entered his donkey in a donkey race competition and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The following morning it was published in the news and newspapers.

    The news headline reads:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. :flypig:

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. :flypig:


    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:


    NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN. :flypig:


    The Bishop fainted. When he was revived, he informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read:


    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. :flypig:


    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read:


    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.


    MORAL OF THE STORY:


    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone Else's ass and you'll live longer.


    As The Great Thinker, What is your opinion?
     
  2. patience96

    patience96 JF-Expert Member

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    hii nayo kali!
     
  3. Chuma Chakavu

    Chuma Chakavu JF-Expert Member

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    mamaaa, mbavu zanguuu!
     
  4. TECHMAN

    TECHMAN JF-Expert Member

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    ushauri:

    Don't use your ass on race. If you like to participate you better ask for a friend ass.
    TAKE CARE FOR Y'R ASS, DON SHOW Y'R ASS TO NEWSPAPER MAN, THEY WILL PUBLISH IT
     
  5. Gama

    Gama JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo unataka JK asisikilize wadanganyika wanamaoni gani: no umeme, every single 4 people die out of bodaboda, wahanga wa mabomu ya gmboto bado wako kwente matent, mafuriko, kadhi na mou
     
  6. U

    Uwilingiyimana Member

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    Really, some food for thought!
     
  7. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    I wish I had an ass...
     
  8. newmzalendo

    newmzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    newspapers and journalist are very dangerous breed of people.
    wanaweza badili maana ya kila kitu,by twisting words, thats why mkapa aliwa bana mbavu ,nchi hii ikaendelea,now ****** amewaachia angalia wanavyomtenda
     
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