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The Pastor's Ass

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kwamwewe, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. k

    kwamwewe JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 12, 2011
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    The Pastor entered his donkey
    in a race and it won.

    The Pastor was so pleased with the
    donkey that he entered it in the race
    again and it won again.

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    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


    The Bishop was so upset with this
    kind of publicity that he ordered the
    Pastor not to enter the donkey in
    another race.
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    The next day the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES
    PASTOR'S ASS.
    [​IMG]
    This was too much for the Bishop
    so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
    of the donkey.

    The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun
    in a nearby convent.
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    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
    headline the next day:

    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

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    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the Nun that she would
    have to get rid of the donkey so she
    sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the paper read:


    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
    donkey and lead it to the plains
    where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read:


    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
    The Bishop was buried the next day.
    [​IMG]
    The moral of the story is . . . being
    concerned about public opinion
    can bring you much grief and
    misery. .
    Even shorten your life.

    So be yourself and enjoy life.
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    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
    and live
    longer!
    [​IMG]
    Have a nice day!

     
  2. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Oct 12, 2011
    Joined: Nov 15, 2010
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha,,,, u have made my day
     
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