An elderly TZ gentleman of 83 arrived in ENTEBBE by plane. At the airport immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to Uganda before, Sir?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to Uganda previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The TZ gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. The Wabongos always have to show their passports on arrival in Uganda!" The elderly gentleman gave the Uganda Immigration Officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained; "Well, the last time I was here, I flew down by TPDF Carribou in January 1979, and I couldn't find any ******** Ugandan to show it to."