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The most unfair thing about life....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wakunyuti, Aug 14, 2008.

  1. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

    I mean, life is tough.

    It takes up a lot of your time.
    What do you get at the end of it? A Death!
    What's that, a bonus?

    I think the life cycle is all backwards.
    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.
    You get kicked out when you're too young,.. you get a gold watch,.. you go to work... You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
    You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,..
    ..You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating in a sea of relaxation…….and you finish off as an orgasm.

    Now that's life!
     
  2. s

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    But hiyo orgasm unayoishia nayo sio yako. tehe tehe tehe
     
  3. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
     
  4. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    Lol! na wewe uliingia duniani na orgasim isiyo ya kwako
     
  5. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    In this case you may end up taking care as babysitter to your parents LOL!!!!!
     
  6. Mbu

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    ....heee!? ha ha ha haaaa...!

    so unfair, safi sana.
     
  7. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    haha! iyo itakua balaa
     
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