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The meaning of the word "****"

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by NOT ENOUGH, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. NOT ENOUGH

    NOT ENOUGH JF-Expert Member

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    It happened many years ago in the UK that you were not allowed to have sex with your spouse before getting a special document from the KING. So you were supposed to officially apply as when you need to have sex. And it was KING'S discretion to grant a permission or not. So the doc was called Focation Under the Concent of King (****).

    So for those who succeded to get the document were telling there fellows, Hey I have got my **** men!!! Hey why dont you process getting **** from the King men and those kind of stories
     
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    Worth amusement!
     
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    Pokola JF-Expert Member

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    FORNICATION, @ typo!!
     
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    NOT ENOUGH JF-Expert Member

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    Sure typo, how can i edit
     
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    NE; hii iende kwenye Udaku na Jokes;

    Mods please asaidiwe.

    Respect.
     
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    Leo umeamua aisee!! Yap natamani huyu dada ajifunze kitu. Lakini kwa bahati mbaya sioni hata dalili jamani!!
     
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    NOT ENOUGH JF-Expert Member

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    mad.
     
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    muhosni JF-Expert Member

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    well, welll, well! :A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13::A S 13:
     
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    Kwani lazima?? Sio lazima kaka angu.
    Wala hutaniona nakoment thread yako hata moja.
    Yani wewe sio rafiki wala adui yangu, ni binadamu wa kawaida tu nisiyemfahamu. Kinachonifanya niendelee kukuheshimu na kukupenda ni kwa sababu namheshimu Mungu na watu wake aliowaumba.

    Thanks Not Enough. God loves you Much much!!!!
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    thumbs_down.jpg

     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    My dia huyu sio wa kumsusa, NI WA KUMFUNDISHA ADABU TU, AMEKOSA ADABU KABISA.
    Anadhani hapa ndo kule alikojifunzia uchafu wake
     
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    LD JF-Expert Member

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    Nimejikuta naamua hivo, ingawa pia hakuna cha kunizuia kubadilika!! Mzima lakini?
     
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    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Wajameni, kumbukeni JF ni familia kubwa na tunahitaji kusaidiana bila kuchoka. She needs help na msimu-ignore.
    Remember this parable, "Mtoto akijisaidia kiganjani........."
    Nawasilisha hoja...!
     
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    LD JF-Expert Member

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    Nimemsamehe kwa moyo wangu wote!!
    Na ninamuombea Mungu ampe neema ya kushinda yale yote yanayomkabidhi. Hata mimi huwa nawakosea watu na ninapokosea natamani nisamehewe!!
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Usikubali kushindwa na waharibifu wa mahusiano, wabadhirifu na wahuni
    Mi niko shwari kabisa, naona jana mlijiachia mpaka majogoo
     
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    Majogoo na mountain juu mtu angu!! Mbona wakati unanipigia nilikuwa nakula ubwabwa na kibua kwa mama Elodiii?
     
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    wRONG FORUM
     
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    Makes a crap here.
     
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