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The maid story!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambassador, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

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    The maid wanted an increase in salary .....
    The Madam was very upset about this and asked:
    "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"


    Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
    The first is that I iron clothes better than you.

    Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Maria: "The Master said so."
    Madam: "Oh."
    Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
    Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
    Maria: "The Master did."
    Madam: "Oh."
    Maria : "My third reason is that I am a better lover in BED than you."
    Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
    Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

    SHE GOT THE PAY RAISED..new gown, shoes and asked NOT to expose the story to the Master!!!
     
  2. Da Womanizer

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    Waaaaaat the F??????????
     
  3. Lady N

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    ina maana the gardener anamega mazee!!! duh!!!!!
     
  4. The Boss

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    hhe he hee
     
  5. Njaa

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    thanks ambassodor, nimekuja kuonyesha meno nje baada ya kusoma mistari miwili ya mwisho, nice and simple joke!!
     
  6. soso

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    nice one!!
     
  7. ENZO

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    Shamba boy anamega 2 in 1
     
  8. Natty Bongoman

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    :smile-big: gardener atumia toolz zote bustanini
     
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