The Love Calculator

[Superman]

Ts stupid, i typd at first names got 01perc then wit fist name and last 91 percent, i cnt blv av falen in dis trap..puuuu

Mkuu, unaandika majina yote mawili: Firstname and Surname

 

[Superman]

Kazi kweli kweli !!!!!!!!

Michezo ya kubahatisha ni kazi ya shetani. Hata LOVE unaipigia ramli? Ha Ha Haaaa !!!!

The theory says a lot, but does not really bring us any closer to the secret of the Old One. I, at any rate, am convinced that He does not throw dice.​

Mkuu umepata 1% nini?

 

[Superman]

Next . . . . leteni majina . . .

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Umeona Lizzy? Should we call it a day even without starting?

EMT Dr Love kasema uwezekano wa kuwa na mahusiano yatakayofanikiwa upo. . . kinachohitajika ni UTHUBUTU, KURIDHIKA na KUJITOA so kujaribu sio kubaya. Unless huna imani kabisa!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Kama utakubali ushahuri wangu, number 7! Amepata marks ambazo zinasounds promissing lol

Mwali kwanini sio mwenye 96???!

 

[Mwali]

Wa kwako vipi?

Mi sina... :disapointed:

 

[Mwali]

Mwali kwanini sio mwenye 96???!

Sasa mpenzi wako mwenyewe iwe mzungu wa pili tena? lol

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Sasa mpenzi wako mwenyewe iwe mzungu wa pili tena? lol

Embu fikiria Mwali. . .
Yeye ndie aliefikiriwa wa kwanza na yeye ndie aliepata % nyingi zaidi ya wote. . .doesn't deserve to be THE ONE?

 

[The Boss]

mhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Superman]

Mi sina... :disapointed:

Duh, ngoja nifanye calculation kwanza:

Superman + Mwali = 24% Duuuhhh!

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Mwali and Superman, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

Sasa Mwali, wewe unasemaje? Tutaweza? 24%?

 

[Superman]

mhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Boss + Lizzy: 56% Siyo Mbaya Mkuu . . . Hebu tumsikie Dr. Love:

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between The Boss and Lizzy has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

Tafakari . . . chukua hatua Mkuu!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Damn. . . kuna mtu wa hapa nimepata 98%. . .

 

[Mwali]

Embu fikiria Mwali. . .
Yeye ndie aliefikiriwa wa kwanza na yeye ndie aliepata % nyingi zaidi ya wote. . .doesn't deserve to be THE ONE?

We chukua Mr 69 bwana... lol

 

[Mwali]

Duh, ngoja nifanye calculation kwanza:

Superman + Mwali = 24% Duuuhhh!

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Mwali and Superman, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

Sasa Mwali, wewe unasemaje? Tutaweza? 24%?

Bora tuwe kaka na dada tu.
Kuna mtu kaniPM sasa hivi eti mimi na yeye 96%. lol

 

[Dr Lizzy]

We chukua Mr 69 bwana... lol

But I like Mr 96 better. .
Au nigeuze tu la Mr 69 nione kama 96??!Lolz

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Bora tuwe kaka na dada tu.
Kuna mtu kaniPM sasa hivi eti mimi na yeye 96%. lol

Hahahaha.. . . ushamjibu?

 

[Mwali]

Hahahaha.. . . ushamjibu?

Nimjibu nini sasa? alikua hajaniona siku zote hizi, kuskia mi sina ndio akapiga ramli fasta na kuibukia PM? Kha!

 

[Superman]

Bora tuwe kaka na dada tu.
Kuna mtu kaniPM sasa hivi eti mimi na yeye 96%. lol

Chukua hiyo Mtu ya pesa mingi hiyo . . .

Mimi kila ninayejaribu hapa JF napata chini ya 30%.

Najiweka pembeni, naogopa msongamano, bora nitulie, nipate wangu la mie.

Na LogOff (Washawasha)

 

[Kongosho]

yangu lazima itoe infinity!!!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Nimjibu nini sasa? alikua hajaniona siku zote hizi, kuskia mi sina ndio akapiga ramli fasta na kuibukia PM? Kha!

Alikua anakupigia mahesabu sasa kapata jibu!!