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The Key to Paradise

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Mar 22, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    A little boy askshis dad: whats between mom's legs?

    The father answers: paradise, my son


    The kid asks again: whats between your legs?


    The father replies: the key to the paradise

    The son says: piece of advice dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a duplicate key.
     
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    Huyo jirani nikimkamata,kwa sababu hana mlango wa paradise,nitamfungua mlango wake wa kuzimu(hell).
     
  3. Lekanjobe Kubinika

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    Mh! Kama utaweza. Ni mtaalam yule weacha tu, usijejikuta unafunguliwa wewe mwenyewe mlango wa kuzimu baada ya kuupoteza wa paradiso.
     
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    Hapo mi mgeni!
     
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    huyo dogo mbona anaharibu sasa?
     
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