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The Importance of Walking

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TANMO, Jul 4, 2009.

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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    ----- Walking can add minutes to your life.
    This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional
    5 months in a nursing home at £3,000. per month.

    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
    Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

    The only reason I would take up exercising is .......
    so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

    I joined a health club last year, spent about £500.00
    Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

    I have to exercise early in the morning
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

    I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

    If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

    .............And last but not least,

    You could run this over to your friends, .. but .. why not just e-mail it to them!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Joined a health club...haven't lost a pound...apparently you have to go there,hahaha!just fell from my chair,thanks ndugu for ribs exercise.
     
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