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The Horse

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Icadon, Sep 15, 2008.

  1. Icadon

    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on" The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
    "Your horse phoned"
     
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    Pundit JF-Expert Member

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    Njia ya muongo fupi mazee.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali!!!
     
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    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    serves him right ..and good for him ... i would have handed her the biggest frying pan in the house
     
  5. Mr Eko

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    "Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on"

    Hahaha

    Jamaa ni super intelligent maana kutoa jibu kama hilo kwa haraka sio mzaha. Au pengine kila kitu hukipa hilo jina. Wife ajaribu kwenda kwenye email ya jamaa aweke Jenny kama password
     
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    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu,umemuona lakini dadaangu Naima anasemaje.Nina wasiwasi atakuwa mkurya,haiwezekani akapenda ugomvi kiasi hiki.
     
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    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani naima,kuna mada nyingine huko nyuma aliwahi support vitu kama hivyo yaelekea mumewa anaipata pata kweli!kama sio mume bwege!
    for the tym being tuendelee enjoy kichekesho hiki!
     
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