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The grammar is too difficult

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Nov 16, 2010.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    A crusty old marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

    "No, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me."

    She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
  2. PingPong

    PingPong JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha .....lazima huyo bibie alibaki ameduwaa ..1955 sio mwaka ni saa moja na dk 55 ya usiku.....:doh::doh: real the grammar is too diffclt.