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The Good Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Jan 9, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    Mrs Rweyemamu accompanied Rweyemamu to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...

    He said, "Mr Rweyemamu is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, he will surely die."

    "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

    On the way home, Rweyemamu asked his wife... "What did the doctor say?"

    "You're going to die," she replied...
     
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    ChiefmTz JF-Expert Member

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    This is the type of many wives of today.
     
  3. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    I agree with you,you should ask yourself why are todays wives behaving like that? Because their husbands worth just that......LOL :playball:
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ha ha ha ha aaaah!
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    She rely loves the hubby
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    She rely loves her hubby
     
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    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Well..atleast she was honest!
     
  8. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha!
    Inahuzunisha na kuchekesha at the same time.
     
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